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Post by Black Raven on May 4, 2007 14:47:48 GMT -5
What game forum would be complete without some incarnation of this? It's pretty simple, and you'll probably get the hang of it quickly.
There are one or two rules.
Keep them clean! They can be funny without being offensive or using vulgar language.
No more than 7 examples per post. We want other people to have the chance to put their own ideas up.
And lastly: Please use some indication to tell us where one example starts and another ends. Use bullets or lines to seperate them, or some other character, as indicated below.
Here's some examples to get us started!
You know you've been watching too much Stargate: SG-1 when...
~ You go on pilgrimages to Chyanne Mountain.
~ You can list all the times Daniel's "died", including seasons, times, detailed causes, memorial services, and detailed description of his "resurrections".
~ You hound the government to tell the people the Truth.
~ Anytime anyone asks you where you're from, you tell them that you are an intergalactic spy from the Tok'ra home world.
~ You try building a stargate out of scrap metal and tosters.
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Post by Nessa Elendil on May 4, 2007 16:30:45 GMT -5
You know you've been watching too much Stargate SG-1 when...
~ you swear your neighbor's eyes were glowing. ~ you start telling your friends Jaffa jokes that only you think are funny.
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Post by Black Raven on May 4, 2007 17:45:02 GMT -5
~ 70% of your vocabulary includes technical military and/or science terms. The other 30% is random Jaffa and Goa'ould words and phrases.
~ You randomly walk up to people and ask if you can converse with their symbiote.
~ You greet every person you meet by gripping their shoulder and saying, "Tek'ma tae".
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Post by Nessa Elendil on Jun 4, 2007 20:36:16 GMT -5
Points start here.
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Post by Haliyah on Jun 5, 2007 1:57:02 GMT -5
.:- If a friend asks a Stargate-related question, any question, you know the answer right away.
.:- You make fanart on a regular basis.
.:- You write fanfiction on a regular basis.
.:- You make up original characters.
.:- You make fanart and fanfiction featuring those original characters.
.:- You make inter-friends of others, who also have their own OCs, fanfiction, and fanart, and then write a collaborative rp-turned-finish-the-story with them featuring said OCs.
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Post by Aten on Jun 5, 2007 2:20:59 GMT -5
*reads previous post* Haha!
You know you've been watching too much Stargate when you look at the Addidas logo and see a Goa'uld cargo ship.
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Post by Black Raven on Jun 5, 2007 16:09:06 GMT -5
~You adopt O'Neill as your last name, and claim that your 'dad' is on a top secret government mission involving deep space radars.
~ You adopt the Jackson as your last name, and claim that your 'dad' is on a top secret government mission involving deep space radars.
~ All of your friends threaten to turn you over to the friendly people in white lab coats because you claim to be invisible due to giant aliens using a crystal skull to reconfigure your molecular structure to a different frequency so you are now "out of phase".
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Post by Aten on Jun 5, 2007 22:57:58 GMT -5
You know you've been watching too much Stargate when you have a dream in which only one person in an entire room of people can see and hear you and upon waking up from it you think "Wow. That was VERY Crystal Skull."
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Post by Lee O'Neill on Jun 6, 2007 10:48:57 GMT -5
~You adopt O'Neill as your last name, and claim that your 'dad' is on a top secret government mission involving deep space radars. XP That's a low blow, dude! ;D Both me and May do that. ~You can talk about quantim physics and the like as if you're Sam... and you're 16 years old. ~When you're annoyed, you look at your friends and ask if you can borrow some C4. ~Whenever you meet a person who is just downright mean, you stalk away, glaring over your shoulder, and muttter something to the extent of "D--n Goa'uld. One of these days......"
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Post by Nessa Elendil on Jun 6, 2007 16:13:25 GMT -5
~Your dream in life is to become an archaeologist, dig up a Stargate, create/find a DHD, dial Chulak, go up to a random Jaffa, and say "Hey, how's it going in there?" to the Jaffa's symbiote while waving at their pouch.
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Post by Aten on Jun 6, 2007 17:42:28 GMT -5
You know you've been watching too much Stargate when you see a building called "Gould Hall" and you hear it with Jack's voice in your head.
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Post by Morgan MacBeth on Jun 6, 2007 19:02:19 GMT -5
You know you've watched too much stargate when you can think up of different pick-up lines that they could say.
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Post by Aten on Jun 6, 2007 19:11:39 GMT -5
Pick-up lines? That's a first.
You know you've watched too much Stargate when you see an odd-looking shadow in a pile of papers and think "It looks kinda like the backside of a death glider."
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Post by Morgan MacBeth on Jun 6, 2007 19:14:52 GMT -5
^^; I found it in a fan fic. XD
You know you've been watching too much Stargate when you own all the seasons available on dvd, just so you can watch it over and over and over again. ((Sad, but true. v.v))
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Post by Lee O'Neill on Jun 6, 2007 21:07:33 GMT -5
~You and a close friend adopt alter-egos that are the product of an unacknowlegded pairing and are able to pick out bits of your "parents'" personalities.
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